Wah wah wah, chika chika. How do guitars make that ‘chika’ noise? It’s very funky – it has the funk thang.

If there were a strip of this comic that made sure that I go to hell, then this is probably that strip. Oops!

Soon you’ll be able to fight disease with your PS3. Just how superb is that? Of course, you’re already a member of the Matazone group that fights AIDs and cancer with your PC, aren’t you?

I’m off clubbing to Dr Fell’s in Basingstoke (of all places) tomorrow night. Have a fun weekend!