You might think that tiny hippos are cute household pets. You might even have a few of them around your house that you tolerate because of their relatively hygenic habits compared to other vermin, but BEWARE! Once tiny hippos have had the chance to establish a nest they are very resilient to most extermination techniques. Although very rare, a swarm a tiny hippos in the wild can strip a baboon to the bone in 13 seconds. Do not leave children in their presence!