Hola compadres! Greetings! Welcome to MOOOOOOOOOOOONDAAAAAAAAAY! Oh yes indeed. It’s an exciting time. It’s the start of a new week, new opportunities, what will happen this week? Will it be new sexy adventures? Will we discover hidden Aztec gold that has been cursed by the OLDE GAWD Quetzecoatails? WHO FRIGGING KNOWS?

Not me, I know that for sure.

Actually, I do. But I’m not telling you. Although it’s closer to option A than option B. Quick hint: carry condoms.

Enjoy! See you Friday!