I felt rather mean making this one…
Things are selling out! Go get your FREE STUFF now before it’s all gone! I’m leaving the country and don’t want to ship everything with me, so I’m giving it away. You just pay the shipping and you get whatever you want!
See you Monday!
I woulsd like to redeem my coupon for one free Mr Snaffleburger cola drink – where may I do so?
At the local police station. If they say they know nothing about it then insist – they’re only trying to keep it all for themselves.
I followed your advice, with, I am sad to say, unfortunate consequences. Will you be free to act as a witness in my defence next week? Apparently it is illegal to hit policemen with a comedy oversized sausage in this country…
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Insane! It’s politcal correctness gone mad!
A strongly worded letter of complaint has already been sent to the good folks at the Daily Mail…
Don’t forget to write to your MP too. They love receiving letters informing them of important social injustices such as this, I’m sure.