Yes, we could have made a snow man, but why do that when you can make a snow god?
Sadly, the winter gods were jealous of the marvel and Snow Anubis was cruelly struck down a few hours later. I’ll have to find the stones I used for the eyes before I cut the grass next time or it’ll royally screw up the lawn mower.
My trip to London didn’t happen due to the vast amount of snow in the UK, but at least I got to make a replica of an ancient diety, and how many other people have done that recently?
I imagine deities that melt have a hard time instructing their followers to persecute others, too – a handy bonus!
They couldn’t really have a burning sacrificial alter…