10th May, 2010
Dear Weather Gods,
Please note the date at the top of this message. You may notice that it’s May. I feel that you might have overlooked this and accidentally turned the dial back to February again. I’m sure this is easy to do. It’s probably a big brass thing that you can jab with your elbow when you don’t mean to.
Anyhow, I thought I’d let you know it’s blooming cold for this time of year and I’d rather you sorted this out as soon as possible.
Trouble Down Pit,
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