If you don’t know what an accent from the North of England sounds like, just imagine Sean Bean saying this.

In fact, it’s probably best to imagine that about most things; it will make them much more interesting – tax bill? Sean Bean. Junk mail? Sean Bean.

Speaking of facts – St. Paul never met Jesus (while Jesus was alive). Instead, he became an apostle after a divine, post-Jesus-mortem revelation. Due to this apparently being possible, I wonder why Jesus stopped at twelve? If you’re going to start adding post-script apostles then you might as well keep on going.

Anyway, see you Friday!